This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet
so he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 legged bug), which
came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he
would take his new pet to the bar for a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place
with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
But again there was no answer so he waited a few minutes more, thinking
about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time.
This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with
me?"
A little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time! I'm
putting my shoes on!"

Bakers Identities PEP (Profitable Effective Promotions) with a laugh if
you want or a serious result, if necessary.
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